GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And